One day a man walked into a doctor's office and said doctor I have a problem. the doctor says, "well sir what's your problem?" the man said, " well it's really embarassing to say and I don't want you to laugh at me. the doctor said, "sir I have been a doctor for 30 years and I don't laugh at my patients." the guy said, " well ok then." so the man dropped his pants and he a 1 inch dick. the doctor started to laugh so hard he had tears in his eyes and he said," oh my god I'm so sorry.I wasn't suppose to laugh. so sir what's is the problem? the guy said, " DOC IT'S SWOLLEN"

funniness: 6.16

rating: G