MIchael D.

There was a guy who was driving down a country rode when all of a sudden his truck broke down. So he walked to the nearest farmers house to see if he could stay there for the night and call the towing service to come get his truck. The farmer said he could stay in the room fourth door on the right upstairs, but he couldn't touch any of his daughters. He walked upstairs when the first door opened. An 18 year-old brunette walked out hot as can be. She said, "Fuck me now." He said, "No, i promised your dad I wouldn't touch you so I can't." She said, "If you don't I'll put red paint all over the bed and said you did anyway." So the guy told himself that he really didn't have a choice, so he went in there and did his business. He walked out of the room and thought that that was amazing. Free sex right before bed? He started to walk down the hall when the second door popped open. An 18 year-old blonde walked out way hotter than the other. He thought no way! She said, "Fuck me now." He said, "No, i promised your dad I wouldn't touch you so I can't." She said, "If you don't I'll put red paint all over the bed and said you did anyway." So the guy told himself that he really didn't have a choice, so he went in there and did his business again. He walked out starting to get exhausted and had his night made. He started walking down the hall and one again, the third door popped open. A little 8 year-old girl walks out and says "Fuck me now." He said, "No, i promised your dad I wouldn't touch you so I can't, plus that is just wrong!" She says if you don't I'll put green paint all of the bed and said you did anyway." He said, "What? Green Paint? What is that gonna do for you?" and she said, "Well my cherry isn't ripe yet."

funniness: 4.84

rating: PG