Jau Z.

Warning to ALL women: Husband : (Returning late form work) "Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in." Wife : Have you brought the ring ? Husband : Bad command or filename. Wife : But I told you in the morn... Husband : Erroneous syntax. Wife : What about my new blouse ? Husband : Variable not found ... Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping. Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied ... Wife : Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny ? Husband : Too many parameters. Abort!... Wife : It was a grave mistake that I married an idiot like you. Husband : Data type mismatch. Wife : You are a useless nut. Husband : Default Parameter. Wife : What about your Salary ? Husband : Access denied. File in use... Wife : Who was in the car this morning ? Husband : System unstable. Press CTRL + ALT + DEL to Reboot.

funniness: 5.42

rating: G