brandon b.

There was a woman on a city bus. She had a baby with her. All the sudden a man walks up and says that is the ugliest baby in the world. She was crying so loud that people outside the bus heard her. The man was kicked off the bus. This was going on for half an hour. The bus driver was annoyed so he stopped the bus at the nearest deli. He told the woman that he didn't know what that man told her but he was going to get her some tea to feel better.He came back in and gave her the tea. He said "Look I got you some tea and a banana for your pet monkey!"

funniness: 5.76

rating: PG