roman r.

There was a little boy named Johnny Godeeper (go-dee-per) He was in 6th grade and had the HOTTEST woman as his teacher. One day after school, he stayed behind in class after everyone else had left and told his teacher to take off her clothes. She said, "No, that's inappropriate for school." Johnny said, "I'll tell Mommy, Mommy'll tell Daddy, Daddy'll tell the principal, and the teacher'll get fired," so she took off her clothes. Then he told her to lie down on the floor and she said, "No, you're only a child," so Johnny said. "I'll tell Mommy, Mommy'll tell Daddy, Daddy'll tell the principal, and the teacher'll get fired," so she lays down on the floor. Then he took his clothes off. Then his mom walked in and saw Johnny and his teacher and yelled, "JOHNNY GODEEPER!" So he started screwing his teacher really hard. Then his dad walked in, saw the two of them, and yelled "JOHNNY GODEEPER!" So Johnny started screwing her even harder. Then the principal walked in, saw them, and yelled, "JOHNNY GODEEPER!" Johnny replied, "I'm trying!!!!"

funniness: 4.14

rating: PG