Unna R.

there were 3 japanese who went to the Philippines and only knew 3 tagalog words. kaming tatlo (the 3 of us), kustara tinidor (fork and spoon) and salamat po (thank you). One day the Police said "Who killed these people?!". "Kaming tatlo!" said the 3 japanese. "what did you use?" the police said. "kustara tinidor!" said the 3 japanese. "Go to jail!" said the police. "salamt po!" said the 3 japanese. (Im very sorry if some are offended by this joke)

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