Drew C.

There were three women sitting In a Sauna relaxing. Two of the women were young and there was one older woman, a senior citizen. They were sitting naked in the Sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The first young woman pressed her forearm and the beeper stopped. The other two just looked at her questioningly. "That was my pager, she said. I have a microchip under the skin of my arm." A few minutes later a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished she explained, "That was my mobile phone, I have a microchip in my hand." The older woman felt very low tech. However, not to be outdone; she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the Sauna, went to the bathroom. She returned with a peice of toilet paper hanging from her rearend. The other two gals raised their eyebrows and stared at her. The older woman finally said.. "Well, will you look at that.. I'm getting a Fax."

funniness: 6.29

rating: G