caloy g.

It was the annual cock fight, and the blonde lost her cock rooster, so she decided to borrow from the brunette next door. Blonde: "Can I see your cock?" Brunette: "No, call my husband for that." Blonde: "No, no, that's not what I mean. Do you have a cock?" Brunette: "No, I am a girl, duh!" Blonde: "No, no, that's not what I mean. Can I borrow your cock?" Brunette: "Say that to my husband you idiot!" Blonde: "No, no, that's not what I mean. Did you see my cock?" Brunette: "I didn't knew you have one!" Blonde: "No, no that's not what I mean..."

funniness: 1.86

rating: R