Jeremy E.

The following are real saints Saint: Cause Christopher: Truck Drivers Adjutor: Yachtsmen Dismas: Thieves Vitus: Snakebites Gabriel the Archangel: Stamp Collectors Bartholomew: Tanners Bernard of Montjoux: Skiers Vincent Ferrer: Plumbers Bartholomew: Plasterers Nichola of Myra: Perfumors Dunstan: Locksmiths Theobald of Provins: Janitors Joseph: House hunters John the Baptist: Highways Fiarce: Hemorrhoids Mary Magdalene: Hairdressers Anthony of Egypt: Grave diggers Luke: Glassworkers Bona of Pisa: Flight attendents Vitus: Dog bites Vitus: Dancers Lawrence: Cooks Vitus: Comedians Eligius: Coin Collectors Anne: Cemeteries John Nepmucen: Bridges Christopher: Bus drivers Ambrose: Bees Anthony of Egypt: Basket workers Cosmas and Damian: Barbers Elizabeth of Hungary: Bakers Rene Goupil: Anesthetists Genesius: Actors

funniness: 2.67

rating: PG