Dick C.

Theres a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, and they're all running from the cops. They run to an old barn and hide in potato sacks. The cop chasing them walks into the barn looking for them. He kicks the first sack, with the redhead inside, and the redhead says "Arf arf!" The cop thinks it's a dog, so walks to the next one. He kicks the second bag, with the brunette, and she says "Meow, meow." The cop thinks it's a cat, and moves on. He kicks the third bag, with the blonde, and the blonde yells "Potato, potato!" Theres a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead and they're all stranded on an island exactly 20 miles from the mainland. They have no cell phones, and no means of communications with anyone else. So the redhead decides to try to swim back to the mainland, and she gets 5 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The brunette decides she's gonna try, and she swims 10 miles, gets tired, and drowns. Then the blonde decides she's gonna try to swim back, and she swims 19 miles, gets tired, and swims back to the island. There's a blonde driving along the highway, and all the sudden she starts swerving from side to side on the road. A cop pulls her over, and says "Maam, you were swerving from side to side on the road. Have you been drinking?" The blonde says "No, officer. But i saw a tree in front of me, and i swerved to get out of the way. Then i saw another tree, right where i swerved. So i swerved the opposite direction. But then there was another tree! Good thing i stopped, or i would've eventually hit one." The cop says "Maam, that's your air freshener." Theres a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They are lost in the woods, with no way to find their way back. They find a genie, and the genie says "Since there are 3 of you, i'll give you each 1 wish." The brunette says "i wish i was home." and she disappears. The redhead says "i wish i was home." and she disappears. The blonde says "it's really lonely now. I wish my friends came back." 911 gets a call from a panicked blonde, shouting "MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE! MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE!" The 911 operator says "Now calm down, maam, how do we get to your house?" The blonde says "Duh, big red truck!"

funniness: 8.56

rating: G