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Chetla J.

Brian came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep. He gave her a kiss on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed, wearing a long flowing white robe. ?Who the hell are you?? Demanded Brian, ?and what are you doing in my bedroom?? The mysterious man answered ?This isn?t your bedroom, and I?m St Peter?. Brian was stunned ?You mean I?m dead??? That can?t be, I have so much to live for, I haven?t said goodbye to my family?.you?ve got to send me back Straight away?. St Peter replied ?Yes, you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. We can only send you back as a dog or a hen.? Brian was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen. A flash of light later he was covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground. ?This isn't so bad? he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him. The farmyard rooster strolled over and said ?So you?re the new hen? How are you enjoying your first day here?? ?It?s not so bad? replies Brian, ?but I have this strange feeling inside like I?m about to explode?. "You?re ovulating? explained the rooster. ?Don?t tell me you?ve never laid an egg before?. ?Never? replies Brian. ?Well just relax and let it happen?, says the rooster. And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops out from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time. When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that ever happened to him?ever!!! The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg he felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shouting? ?Brian, wake up you drunken bastard, you?ve shit in the bed!!? please vote

funniness: 8.26

rating: PG-13

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klle l.

It's amazing how our brain works. There really is no green dot , and the pink ones really don't disappear. This should be proof enough, we don't always see what we think we see.

funniness: 8.86

rating: G

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Michael F.

A married couple has been stranded on a deserted island for many years. One day another man washes up on shore. He and the wife become attracted to each other right away, but realize they must be creative if they are to engage in any hanky-panky. The husband, however, is very glad to see the second man there. "Now we will be able to have three people doing eight hour shifts in the watchtower, rather than two people doing 12-hour shifts." The newcomer is only too happy to help and in fact volunteers to do the first shift. He climbs up the tower to stand watch. Soon the couple on the ground are placing stones in a circle to make a fire to cook supper. The second man yells down, "Hey, no screwing!" They yell back, "We're not screwing!" A few minutes later they start to put driftwood into the stone circle. Again the second man yells down, "Hey, no screwing!" Again they yell back, "We're not screwing!" Later they are putting palm leaves on the roof of their shack to patch leaks. Once again the second man yells down, "Hey, I said no screwing!" They yell back, "We're not screwing!" Eventually the shift is over and the second man climbs down from the tower to be replaced by the husband. He's not even halfway up before the wife and her new friend are hard at it. The husband looks out from the tower and says, "Son-of-a-gun. From up here it DOES look like they're screwing.

funniness: 8.44

rating: PG-13

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Joe N.

Three men were asked what they would want to be said about them at their funerals. The first one said, ?I want someone to say I was a wonderful father.? The second man said, ?I want someone to say I was the greatest baseball player ever.? The last man said, "I want someone to say, ?He?s moving, he?s moving!??

funniness: 8.14

rating: PG

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Moe R.

funniness: 8.46

rating: G

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ashley l.

funniness: 9.75

rating: PG-13

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Alexandra C.

funniness: 9.48

rating: PG-13

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Preston s.

I guess someone didnt get the hint of the word STOP

funniness: 9.17

rating: G

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Paul Z.

funniness: 8.46

rating: PG

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Paul Z.

funniness: 8.19

rating: PG

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