chris m.

I bet I could quit gambling What if there were no hypothetical situations? It?s not my fault I don?t take responsibility for my actions As I said before, I?ll only say this once. This statement is false. Don't you hate rhetorical questions? God, I want patience, and I WANT IT NOW! Sorry, I forgot all about the Amnesia Conference! The creation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance. I can resist everything except temptation. I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure. Never believe generalisations. Avoid alliterations always. I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now Thank God I'm an atheist. Just say NO to negativity

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