Luis M.

these are famous quotes with little comments that i have added!! ~~~Enjoy! =D 1.The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you." - Kin Hubbard (Please let it be option #1!!!) 2."If I were two-faced,why would I be wearing this one?" - Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865) (Because you left the other one at home??) 3."Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian." - Dennis Wholey (1937-) (Vegetables for breakfast 10$, vegetables for lunch 20$, vegetables for dinner 35$, having a horn shoved up your ass PRICELESS!=)) 4. "Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done." - Carl Friedrich Gauss (1777-1855), when informed that his wife was dying (What was so important that her wife had to wait to die??? hmmm.... " God, Its Me Carl, I can see you have almost finished my first prayer, now work on the other one and give me a wife with lots and lots of money!!!" =)) 5.They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..." - General John Sedgwick (1813-1864), last words before he got shot (They might not be able to hit an elephant but they sure did hit a jackASS!!) 6.The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his." - General George Patton (1885-1945) (The US has done this objective millions of times, in one day, dont beleive me call Japan or the Middle East!) 7."Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821) (Unless the mistake is in attacking you, then go ahead and interrupt!! ) 8."It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument." - William Gibbs McAdoo (1863-1941) (o yeah!!!! Kick him in the nads and he will shut up!)

funniness: 3.47

rating: PG