Paul B.

An physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies: "Find Amelia Earhart yet?" "Can you hear me NOW?" "You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married." "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?" "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!" "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!" "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity." "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?" "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?"

funniness: 7.06

rating: PG