Kelli G.

Regina & Lynzie go out a lot. One night they go out & are walking home. Lynzie says, "Regina, I gotta pee." They're walking by a grave yard so Regina says, "Let's stop here." Lynzie does her business & can't find anything to wipe with, so she uses part of a wreath on a grave stone. The next night their husbands are talking on the phone. Regina's husband Bill says, "These girl's nights out have to stop." Lynzie's husband Scott says, "I know. Last night, Lynzie came home with a card in her ass that said, "From all of us here at the fire department. We will never forget you."

funniness: 5.33

rating: PG