Nick P.

Yo Mama's so fat- -she put on a yellow for a mornig jog and the kids couldn't figure out why the bus didn't stop -she walked halfway throught the frontdoor and was already out the back Yo Mama is- - like a refridgorater when you open the door she becomes turned on - like a lightswitch even a 4 year-old can turn her on - like a shotgun 2 cocks and she blows - like a squirl, shes always lookin for nuts - like a squirl, shes always got nuts in her mouth

funniness: 2.88

rating: PG