Anthony s.

A couple were at a restaurant talking about their meal.The woman said ? it was perfect.Not too spicy? and the guy responded, ?ok thats good.Im really glad you liked it? then the bill came.It was $152 and the guy obviously looked mad. The woman asked if everything was alright and if she could help with it. But the man said ? no, no. It was my idea, my treat? ?Are you sure?? she said after a long pause he says yes. What he was really thinking was ?What im signing here is a blowjob contract, common sense says im due at least a hummer tonight maybe a t-bag , so yea, im sure.?

funniness: 4.24

rating: PG-13