K L.

One day, a little boy walks into hardware store. He walks up to the manager, and asks, "Could I please buy some shampoo?" The manager looks at him strangely, and says, "Sorry, we don't sell shampoo here." So the boy leaves. The next day, the same boy comes in. "Could I please buy some shampoo?" The manager, a little angry, says, "I already told you, we don't sell shampoo here." So again, the little boy leaves. The very next day, the boy comes into the hardware store, and asks the very same question. The manager is now very angry, and yells, "If you ask me that one more time I will staple you to the floor!" Once again, the boy leaves. The next day, the boy comes in and asks, "Could I buy a stapler and some staples?" The manager says, "Sorry, we are fresh out!" The little boy smiles, and says, "That's okay. Do you have any shampoo?"

funniness: 2.83

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