Bruce W.

Hurrying to get his cargo to the San Diego Zoo, the long-haul trucker started wondering if he had fastened the trailor properly. He just had to get these penguins to the zoo or risk losing lots of money for his efforts. Suddenly, just as he was feeling more comfortable about the situation, there was a loud crashing sound and in his mirror saw the trailor had in fact separated from the tractor. He didn't know what to do and started to panic because of the time. Just when he was about to give up, he spotted another tractor coming. The second guy hopped out of his truck and the penguin driver found out that his so called "saviour" was in fact a tad mentally challenged. But he thought the penguins had to get to the zoo so he asked the guy if he would mind attaching his trailor to the new fellow's tractor. The second guy said okay and took off with the penguins and a new 100 dollar-bill in his pocket for his generous efforts. About two hours later, the first guy made it to San Diego and to his horror, saw the other guy wandering down the road with a line of penguins behind him. "I thought I gave you 100 dollars to take these penguins to the zoo," he asked. "I did," said the other driver, "and I had some money left over so now I'm taking them to the movies."

funniness: 5.60

rating: G