Jake H.

There once was a man who had a wife. Now his wife was obsessed with the size of her tits. She kept on wearing different shirts and parading into the living room asking, "Do these make my tits look any bigger?" So the man got really sick of this, he asked, "I know how you can make your tits bigger!" "How?" she asked The man says "Just rub a piece of toilet paper in-between them because it sure as hell worked for your ass!"

funniness: 4.75

rating: PG-13