The artist formerly known as J. D.

Two guys had just set up a gambling table on their driveway(Don't ask) When a really hot girl walked to them and said, "Mind if I gamble with you?" "Not at all" the men answered. "Just to tell you I like gambling in the nude" The woman then stripped naked, rolled, got her number, and won 10,000 dollars, and walked away. Then one guy asked the other "Hey, what number did she get anyway?" "I thought you were watching the numbers!"

funniness: 4.89

rating: PG-13