steve a.

George w. Bush was being driven to his texas ranch. his driver cliped the rear end of a donkey killing the animal instantly. Dubya felt bad so he sent his driver up to the farm house to pay the farmer for the dead donkey. When the driver returned to the car he was swaggering. The presidnet asked his faithfull driver what happened: "Well i went up to the farmer and politly said "i am the presidents driver and i killed the ass." he gave me this bottle of 1950's scotch, his wife made me a baquet for dinner, and his eighteen year old daughter had sweet passionate sex with me

funniness: 4.33

rating: PG-13