Pookie U.

There were three men, one liked to eat donuts, one liked to pick money off the ground and one was gay. One day they all died and went to see ST. Peter, he said, "You have all lived a good life so you may go back to earth on one condition, that one man can't eat donuts, the other man can't pick money off the ground, and the other man can be gay". So they all went back to earth and the guy who liked to eat donuts went into a donut shop, bought a donut, took a bite and disappeared, you know, went to hell. The guy who liked to pick money off the ground saw a nice shiny penny lying there. He bent over to pick it up, and the gay guy disappeared.

funniness: 4.70

rating: R