michael m.

Little red riding hood is on her way to her grand mothers house when she gets stopped by a deer the deer looks at her and says little red riding hood dont go that way the big bad wolf is gonna pull up your little red dress pull down your little red panties and knock off your little red boots she says dont worry i have a gun and continues walking a little futher down the road she gets stopped by a rabbit the rabbit looks at her and says little red riding hood dont go that way the and just then litle red stops the rabbit and says i know dont worry i have a gun so she gets up to the doorstep of her grandmothers house and the big bad wolf comes up and says im gonna pull up your little red dress pull down your little red panties and knock off your little red boots and little red pulls out her gun points it at the big bad wolf and says NO YOUR GONNA EAT ME LIKE THE STORY SAYS!

funniness: 2.67

rating: PG