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A boy went to a party and a girl asked him to dance. He said, "My mommy told me not to. I don't think I want to , but just this once." Then the girl asked him to walk her home. He said, "My mommy told me not to. I don't think I want to , but just this once." Then the girl asked him for a kiss. He said, "My mommy told me not to. I don't think I want to , but just this once." Then she said that no one was home and she was scared and she wanted him to come inside with her. He said, "My mommy told me not to. I don't think I want to , but just this once." Then she said she asked him to go into the bathroom with her. He said, "My mommy told me not to. I don't think I want to , but just this once." Then she asked him to do it wiht her. He said, "My mommy told me not to. I don't think I want to , but just this once." While they were doing it the girls mom came in and she yelled at the boy tog et off of her daughter. He said, "My mommy told me not to. I don't think I want to."

funniness: 4.12

rating: PG-13