John J.

Chaz was 22 years old and still in the fifth grade. One day he walked into science class and the teacher announced ?Okay class, today we are going to be learning about evaporation, does anyone know what that is?? Josh who was sitting in the front row quickly rose his hand and was called on he said ?Evaporation is the process whereby atoms or molecules in a liquid state (or solid state if the substance sublimes) gain sufficient energy to enter the gaseous state.? The teacher replied ?Wow Josh that?s amazing!? The teacher?s next question was ?Has anyone ever seen an example of evaporation?? Chaz hesistantly rose his hand and was called on, he said ?Ya, I have. Last night when I was driving home with the gallon of beer I buy every night, and when I finally got home after my third crash, it was all gone. It must have edapowated.? The teacher screamed ?That?s not evaporation, that?s drunk driving!?

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