Seven wise men with knowledge so fine. Created Pussy to their own design... First was the butcher smart with wit, He pulled out a knife and gave it a slit... Second was the carpenter strong and bold, With a chisel and a hammer he gave it a hole... Third was a taylor tall and thin, With a piece of red velvet he lined it within... Fourth was the hunter strong and stout,With a piece of fur he lined it without... Fifth was a preacher whose name was magee, He touched it and blessed it and said it could pee... Sixth was a fisherman nasty as hell,He threw in a fish and gave it a smell... Seventh was the sailor. That dirty little runt, He fucked it and sucked it and called it a cunt...

funniness: 5.25

rating: PG-13