The artist formerly known as J. D.

One Day, a young girl wanted to take her cat for a walk. She asked her mother but, her mother, knowing the cat was in heat, said no. So the girl went to her father and asked and he told her to follow him. They went to the garage where the father rubbed a rag soaked in oil on the cat's ass. Then he said "Alright, she should be fine now, but only once around the block" So an hour later the girl came back with no cat at all. So the father screamed, "Where's the cat!" "She ran out of gas halfway home and another cat is pushing her home."

funniness: 2.80