Jeremy E.

I was at home when my phone rang. I picked it up and it was one of those people trying to sell you something that you don't give a care about. He said, "Sir, would you like to save a load of money on your phone bill?" So I said, "Yeah, so hang up!" "Good one, sir, but really we can save you up to 25 dollars a month!" "OK look, I have to do this fund raiser for my school, I have to sell pies, if you buy one, I'll buy your stupid phone plan, can I get your name and address?" He answered, "Well I don't want to buy something from a complete stranger." So I answered, "Isn't that what you are asking me to do?" He hung up.

funniness: 4.73

rating: G