chris j.

your mommas so fat she walks down the street with a sign that says wide load... your mommas so fat she killed a man when they had sex... your mommas so stupid she was on her way to the airport and saw a sign that said airport left she turned around and went home... your mommas so fat she sat on a nickle and a bugger popped out of george washingtons nose... your daddy is so bald when he puts on a turtle neck he looks like a broken condom... your momma went poop an the side of the street and everyone ran because they thought there was a dinosore in town... Q.three birds where flying in the sky one went down the other one went down and the other one followed and they never came back up where did they go?? a.they got stuck in your mommas belly...

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