Craig S.

10.Every time you get excited you throw up 9.you have a hole in your head 8.ZIPPERS 7.you never get a hair cut 6.your closest neighbor is an asshole 5.you are always hanging around with 2 nuts 4.your best friend is a pusy 3.your master strangles you nightly 2.if you're Jewish your scalp gets cut off AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON IS: 1.you shrink in cold water

funniness: 4.16

rating: PG-13