Jamez G.

there was a baer about to kill a rabbit then all of a sudden a frog said if you stop i will give you each 3 wishes. So first the bear said i wish ever bear in this forest except me were girls. Then the rabbit said i wish for a motorcycle. The bear puzzeled and laughs then says i wish all the forests around here had girl bears in them. For his second wish the rabbit says i wish for a helmet. Then the bear says last i wish every bear! in the world except me was a girl. Last the rabbit laughs so hard he almost had a stroke then regains himself and says i was the bear was gay! then takes off in his motorcycle.

funniness: 3.56