Jack C.

One day, it's raining like, well, not hell, but like, uhhh... that veggie section at the grocery store, o.k.? And this little kid goes outside in his raincoat, but doesn't romp around, he edges out of the way of each water puddle. His older brother runs out and asks him "What the f**k are you doing?!?" The little kid calmly answers "Daddy said it was raining cats and dogs outside, so I'm trying not to step in a poodle!" The brother just stares.

funniness: 2.20

rating: PG