Joe S.

One day a cat, a dog, and a penis were all sitting in a circle. They were all comparing their masters. "I think i have the worst master, because he makes me go to the bathroom in a box!", says the cat. "I think i have the worst master, because he makes me got to the bathroom on a fire hydrant!",says the dog. The penis stepped in and said, "How would you like to have a master that puts a bag over your head and beats the shit out of you until you puke?"

funniness: 5.40

rating: R