jenny m.

It was christmas eve, and a lady hadn't had sex in a while, so she decided to wait for santa.When he came down the chimney, she took off her pants and said "ooh santa, please stay. And santa said "ho ho ho, I geuss I better go, gotta deliver toys to the childern you know. So she took off her shirt and said "ooh santa, please stay!" and santa said "ho ho ho guess I better go, gotta deliver toys to the childern you know." So she took off everything else and said, "ooh santa pleeease stay!!" and santa said, "hey hey hey guess I beter stay cant get back up the chimney with my dick this way!!!"

funniness: 5.63

rating: PG