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Suzie was walking home one day and the old man across the street asked "I will give you a dollar a day if you climb my tree" so Suzie agreed a couple of weeks later Suzie bought a purse and her big sister Anna said "were did you get the money to buy that" Suzie said the old man across the street paid me a dollar a day to climb up his tree" then Anna said "you know he just wants to look at your underwear" Suzie replied "I dont wear underwear".

funniness: 4.62

rating: PG