Gerard G.

One day, as a guy named Joe was walking around, he saw another guy with this HUGE plug up his ass... so Joe went up to him and asked why his ass was plugged up. The guy said, "Well, I found one of those lamps with one of those genies in it, but this genie was kinda lazy, and he admitted so and said that would only grant me one wish because he was lazy. And then I said "no shit."

funniness: 7.07

rating: R