Jeremy E.

Two elderly men were sitting on a park bench. The first one turned to the other and said, "I feel really old today. My back hurts, my arthritis is acting up, I'm tired, and I have lot's of aches and pains all over. How do you feel?" The second man said, "I feel like a new born baby." The first man said, "How do feel like a baby?" He said, "Well, I've got no teeth, no hair, and I think I just pissed my pants!"

funniness: 5.38

rating: PG