Sean H.

"Do not use orally." On a toilet bowl cleaning brush. "Warning: contains nuts." On peanuts. "Do not use orally after using rectally." In the instructions for an electric thermometer. "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." On an airline packet of nuts. "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." On a child's Superman costume. "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hand." On a Swedish chainsaw. "Product will be hot after heating." On bread pudding. "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." On a bottle of shampoo for dogs. "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists. "This product is not to be used in bathrooms." On a bathroom heater. PLEASE VOTE HIGH PLEASE MAYBE A 9 OR A 10

funniness: 5.75

rating: G