Sean H.

There was a man that went in to a pub and asked the bartender if he could have a fork. The bartender thought that this was odd but gave him the fork. About five minutes later another man walked in to the bar and asked if he could have a straw so the bartender asked the man why he needed the straw and the man replied "Someone threw up out side and all the chunky bits are gone!". PLEASE VOTE HIGH

funniness: 2.83