Virginia M.

A man called home to his wife and said: "Honey I have been asked to go fishing over in Ireland with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and put out my rod and tackle box? We're leaving from the office and I'll drop by the house to pick my things up. Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas." The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the goo d wife she did exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish? He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some trout, and a few carp. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do? You'll love the answer........ The wife replied, " I did. They're in your tackle box..."

funniness: 7.27

rating: PG