Tommy B.

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the after-life. Their biggest fear was that there was no after-life After a long life well lived, the husband was the first to go and, true to his word, he somehow managed shortly thereafter to make contact . . . "Is that you, Dave?" "Yes, I've come back just like we agreed." "What's it like?" "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast, off to the golf course, I have sex. I bathe in the sun, and then I have sex twice. I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all afternoon. After supper, golf course again. Then I have sex until late at night. The next day it starts all over again." "Oh, Dave you surely must be in heaven." "Not exactly, I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Northern Victoria ."

funniness: 6.00

rating: PG