Jenna B.

I had just left from a friends house and decided to stop and grab a 6 pack of beer for my way home. After about 5 i had to stop and take a pee. So i pulled over and took a pee on the side of the road. When i finished i zipped my pants and went to turn around and there was a police officer standing behind me. He saw the empty cans in the car and he said " young man im gonna give you two choices...1.a DUI ticker or 2.indecent exposure". Well hell i took the 2ns choice. 2 weeks later at court the judge said the ticket for indecent exposure was $1200... yes that is right 1200 big ones... 100 dollars for every inch.

funniness: 4.47

rating: PG-13