sean h.

one day a man walks into a public bathroom and walks up to the urinal. Standing next to him is a midget. the guy looks at him and says wow your a lephrakan? .....yea i am he says. the guy then says can i have three wishes and the midget says yea. But in order for them to come true you must let me fuck you. the guy thinks about it and says ok. so while the midget is wailing him in the bathroom the guy says wow i cant believe i get these wishes. And the midget says i cant believed you really thought i was a lephrkan.

funniness: 5.23

rating: PG-13