Katherine L.

The following is a conversation between my little brother and my mother: Greg: A halfway-decent Republican is a step up from a halfway-decent Democrat! Mom: Do you even know what Democrats and Republicans stand for? Greg: Sure I do. Repulicans have a donkey. Mom: No, the Democrat's mascot is a donkey. Greg: So, we're pigs, right? Mom: No, Republicans are elephants. Greg: We're big and fat? Mom (frustrated): That's better than being an ass!

funniness: 5.20

rating: PG