ricky l.

An elephant was stomping through the woods on all the ant piles. when he gets a thorn in his foot hes like shit that hurts he see's an ant craw by he say's hey ant help me the ant looks at him like he's nuts u just stomped on my home why should i help u the elephant says ill do anything just help me plz ant say's anything even lat me screw u in the ass the elephants like this ants crazy sure why not he says so the ant pulls it out climbs up to the elephants ass and starts humping this monkey in a tree see's this ant screwing a elephant grabs a cocanut and hits the elephant in the head the elephant screams shit that hurt the ant say's thats right bitch take it take it

funniness: 2.92

rating: R