jacob j.

yo mamas so fat when she went to school she sat next to everybody yo mama so old I told her to act her age and she fell over dead yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowle yo mama so poor i saw her walking down the street kicking a can i asked her what she was doing and she said moving yo mama so old she got an autographed bible yo mama so old she knew the dead sea before it died

funniness: 2.67

rating: PG