bob m.

Two blondes go for a hike in the wood, then all of a sudden one falls down and stops moving. The other one panics and runs to a call box and dials 911. The operator says, "Hello 911 emergency, what's your situation?" The blonde replies, "My friend and I were hiking and she fell and I think she's dead!" So the operator tells her,"Well calm down and make sure." So the blonde walks away and the operator hears a loud bang like a gun shot. Then the blonde comes back to the phone and says "now what?"

funniness: 5.23

rating: PG