scott s.

Whats the difference between racoons and black people? The sounds made before and after they are hit with a car. When a racoon is hit you hear tires screeching before they're hit. When a black person is hit you don't here the tires screeching until after they've been hit and then you hear the screeching so the driver can put it in reverse and run them over again.

funniness: 2.00

rating: PG-13