Michael E.

One day a girl came home from school and told her dad she needed a dress for prom. her dad said it would cost to much, but the girl insisted. so her dad said fine but she had to give him a blow job first. at first she said no but finally she gave in. so shes doing her job and at the end she told her dad his dick tasted like shit. he said "yeah, your brother needed a tux!"

funniness: 2.86

rating: PG-13